{F} 19, Baker

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

(Source: petapeta, via page-of-confidence)

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2 hours ago

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns, via star-lorrd)

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2 hours ago

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

fandomsandconservativelogic:

eah:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

That’s called depression. Andy just listed out symptoms of depression.

Those are the symptoms of depression practically word for word out of the DSM

(Source: himynameistade, via roosterteeth-ruined-my-life)

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2 hours ago

It’s really depressing that the most exciting thing going on in my life right now is getting to open a new box of soap.

Posted
3 hours ago

Simple names for surgical operations

daughter-of-sevenless:

-tomy: The surgeon cut something.

-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.

-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.

-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.

-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.

-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.

-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.

(via yuusaris)

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9 hours ago
me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point
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9 hours ago

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

(via bagginswatson)

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